Monday, February 25, 2002

Home Remedies

Vintage books owned by readers off a glimpse of early medicine

Artisan Real Estate

 

By VERONICA HILL/Staff Writer

Medicine has come a long way since the 1800s.

Several High Desert residents — Maurine Pederson, Kiki Hanson-Nisly, Allison Stockdale, Joan Heckethorn, Shawn Rickles, Shirley Cambridge, Yvonne Meserve, Robin Cackler, Jenny Brenner and Robin Garthwaite — recently shared their old cure-all books with us, dating from 1879 to 1941. We've excerpted some of the more unusual remedies here (for entertainment purposes only). It doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize that you shouldn't try this at home!

• Ague

"Put your boots in hot whiskey and put the boots instantly on."

• Bleeding of the lungs

"Take a tablespoon of salt at intervals. If the spitting of blood lasts, take five grains of the sugar of lead and five of opium, every two hours as required."

• Colds

"Physician Sir Astley Cooper says that to avoid catching a cold, sponge the body every morning with cold water on getting out of bed."

• Chapped Skin

"Rub with vinegar before going into the cold."

• Cuts

"Varnish fresh cuts with common furniture varnish. This has been known to prove very efficacious."

• Cramps

"Wet a cloth in spirits of turpentine and lay it over the place where the pain is felt. If the pain moves, move the cloth. Take five drops spirits turpentine at a time on white sugar until relieved."

• Croup

"Take sweet hog's lard and tincture of camphor and simmer together a short time; gum the size of a pea to a tablespoon of lard; keep it in the house prepared, and rub on the throat at first symptom."

• Diarrhea

"To cure diarrhea, place an ounce or two of good brown sugar in a pan or skillet; drop upon it just sufficient water to dampen the sugar; place the vessel over a quick fire; stir until the mass emits a thick black smoke, but do not burn it crisp. Pour on half a pint of boiling water and stir until all is dissolved. Dose: a wineglassful every hour until relieved; after which eat an ounce or two of very tender beefsteak slightly broiled, dusted sparingly with pure black pepper."

• Diphtheria

"Take a common tobacco pipe, place a live coal within the bowl, drop a little tar upon the coal, and let the patient draw smoke into the mouth and discharge it through the nostrils. The remedy is safe and simple, and should be tried whenever occasion may require."

• Dysentery

"An American physician says raw minced beef, administered as almost the sole article of food, as the usual intervals of eating and in quantities as great as the patient can comfortably swallow, seems to have an admirable effect in mastering this disease."

• Dyspepsia (or indigestion)

"Slap the stomach or bowels with the palms of the hands for five or ten minutes on rising in the morning, a quarter or an hour or more about
11 o'clock and in the evening before going to bed. Eat hard bread and sip good beer with a little piece of cheese. Voltaire claimed to cure himself of dyspepsia by living for nearly a year on the yelk of eggs, beaten up with flour of potatoes and water."

• Headache

"Take a glass of warm water, into which has been rapidly stirred a heaping teaspoonful of salt and kitchen mustard; and this, by causing instantaneous vomiting, will empty the stomach of the bile or undigested sour food, and a grateful relief is often experienced on the spot."

• Hysterical fits

"Women of all ages are liable to this complaint, as it generally arises from some irregularity in the function of parts peculiar to women; and it is very frequent with girls during the first few months of puberty and with women when they have reached the 'change of life.' A sensible writer recommends cold bathing, open-air exercise, strengthening diet, cheerful surroundings, with the removal of all care and perplexities, attention to a proper regularity of bowels; frequent changes of air and scene are positively required."

• Lightening strikes

"To restore those struck by lightening, the earth bath is recommended. The body may be either laid with the mouth open, against a spot of earth newly dug up, or fresh earth may be scraped around it up to the neck."

• Liquor Appetite

"The prescription is simply an orange every morning half an hour before breakfast. Take that, said the doctor, and you will want neither liquor nor medicine. I have done so regularly and find that liquor has become repulsive."

• Measles

"Children should not have their usual food, but plenty of warm milk and water, and as many roasted apples as they want."

• Nosebleed

"Lint, dipped in nettle juice and put up the nostril, has been known to stay the bleeding of the nose when all other remedies have failed."

• Pleurisy

"Turpentine may be applied over the seat of the pain and mustard upon the feet; and rubbing the arms and legs with dry flannel tends to moderate the severity of the attack."

• Scarlet Fever

"Take an onion, cut it in halves; cut out a portion of the center, and into the cavity put a spoonful of saffron; put the pieces together, then wrap in cloth and bake in an oven until the onion is cooked so that the juice will run freely, then squeeze out all the juice and give the patient a teaspoonful, at the same time rubbing the chest and throat with goose grease or rancid bacon. In a short time the fever will break out in an eruption all over the body. All that is then necessary is to keep the patient warm and protected from draught and recovery is certain."

• Sleeplessness

"If troubled with wakefulness on retiring to bed, eat three or four small onions; they will act as a gentle and soothing narcotic. Onions are also excellent to eat when one is exposed to cold."

• Sore Eyelids

"A few drops of breast milk, applied to the eye and worked under the lid, is very healing to sore lids."

• Tan

"Bleach the skin with cucumber, tomato or lemon juice. Buttermilk makes a good bleach. It should be put on the skin several times a day and left until it dries."

• Teething

"Teething children, says Dr. Hall, have often been cured of looseness of bowels by being allowed to chew the rind of bacon freely with some of the fat attached, and they chew it greedily; it seems to have a beneficial effect on the gums."